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Post by Haylee Morgan on Sept 11, 2010 2:15:28 GMT -5
Here's the deal. Someone makes a wish, the next poster corrupts it and posts another wish. And so on. Like this:
Poster 1: I wish I had a pony. Poster 2: Granted, but it bites you and you get rabies and die. I wish for a bar of chocolate.
And so on.
Here we go.
I wish I had better hair.
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harrydresden
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I'm not a hero. Heroes keep their promises.
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Post by harrydresden on Sept 15, 2010 10:51:11 GMT -5
Granted, but it's on your feet.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Post by Thomas Raith on Sept 22, 2010 22:27:01 GMT -5
Granted, but its in Monopoly money.....
I wish I had a working iPod.....
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Post by Haylee Morgan on Sept 22, 2010 22:36:11 GMT -5
Granted, but it is stolen.
I wish my contacts would stop messing with my eyes.
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Post by lararaith on Oct 5, 2010 15:06:20 GMT -5
Granted. Now they're messing with your stomach and you can't stop throwing up.
I wish I had a new car.
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Post by Haylee Morgan on Oct 5, 2010 15:11:55 GMT -5
Granted. You drive off the lot with a shiny new BMW, but it's a lemon. You crash your new car ten minutes after you drive it off. Fortunately, you live. Unfortunately, your car does not. And the insurance policy doesn't kick in until next week.
I wish I could get paid more without having to work so much.
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oddthomas
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I see dead people. But then, by god, I do something about it!
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Post by oddthomas on Oct 12, 2010 1:05:48 GMT -5
Granted, but what you have to do now involves a lot of shady men on street corners..... Hey, it isn't work is it?
I wish there was something good on latenight tv.
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Post by Haylee Morgan on Oct 13, 2010 23:32:20 GMT -5
Granted, but you are blind and deaf. Unfortunately, TVs don't yet come in braille...
I wish that I didn't have to look for a job.
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harrydresden
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I'm not a hero. Heroes keep their promises.
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Post by harrydresden on Nov 8, 2010 22:56:58 GMT -5
Granted. You're unemployed, broke and living under a bridge.
I wish my dinner was done already....
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Post by lararaith on Nov 23, 2010 2:47:44 GMT -5
Granted, but your dog eats it.
I wish it wasn't so damned hot in here.
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harrydresden
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I'm not a hero. Heroes keep their promises.
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Post by harrydresden on Dec 3, 2010 1:41:08 GMT -5
Granted. Now you're freezing cold.
I wish I didn't have to pack everything in this freaking apartment.
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Post by theharvardian on Dec 20, 2010 14:41:50 GMT -5
Granted. You now have literally no possessions.
I wish I wasn't so busy.
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Post by lararaith on Dec 20, 2010 23:49:11 GMT -5
Granted. But you're so bored that you literally die.
I wish it wasn't almost Christmas.
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Post by Haylee Morgan on Dec 21, 2010 2:27:54 GMT -5
Granted. It is now nearly Thanksgiving. Hey, look at that! Christmas is right around the corner again!
I wish my teeth didn't hurt when I drank cold things.
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Post by theharvardian on Jan 22, 2011 2:41:48 GMT -5
Granted, they all fall out and not you feel great. Good luck eating anything though.
I wish my downstairs neighbor wasn't such an asshole.
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