Things to Do in Wal-Mart

[Haylee Morgan]

Since there's not a whole hell of a lot happening here, I decided that maybe we should start a game thread, just for when we're bored and waiting for someone else to post something, moving the current roleplays along. Anyway, to make a long story short, I was reading MLIA and there was one about the Things to Do in Wal-Mart list. I figured, why not do this? I haven't done it in a while, and I kind of miss it. So, let's see how many things we can come up with. Cheat if you must, but try to come up with as many as you can off the top of your head.

I'll kick it off.

1.) Go into a dressing room, sit quietly for several minutes, and then yell out "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[magdalenallewellyn]

2) Go to housewares and set all of the alarm clocks to go off at 5 minute intervals

3) Collects pillows and blankets from bedding and then go set up a tent in sporting goods and invite other shoppers in if they bring stuff to make smores.

XD

[Haylee Morgan]

4.) Grab twenty or so boxes of condoms and randomly distribute them in people's carts

5.) Stand in the middle of an aisle. Wait for a customer service rep to ask you if you need help finding anything. Assume the fetal position on the floor, rocking back and forth, whimpering "maybe if I ignore them, the voices will all go away."

[brooklynbaby24]

6.) (This can be done at any department store with layaway, but it's more fun at Wal-Mart) Put a bag of M'n'Ms on layaway, and pay for them one M'n'm at a time.

7.) Hide in circular clothing racks. Every time someone comes up to look at a shirt or pair of pants, scream out 'pick me! Pick me!'

[harrypotter]

8) Walk up to an employee and say in an authoritative voice, "code six in housewares!"

[lararaith]

9) As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”

10 ) Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” (I've done that one)

[Haylee Morgan]

11.) While handling a gun in the firearms department, casually look over at the attendant and ask if they know where the antidepressants are.

12.) Open a can of tomato puree and leave a light trail of it heading towards the bathroom.

13.) Have random racing contests down the aisles.

[harrydresden]

14) Run up to some random person and shriek "Cousin Bob!" and see if they play along.

15) Glue a quarter to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up.

[Haylee Morgan]

16.) Start a game of Calvinball in the aisles. If you don't know what that is, GO PICK UP A BOOK, YOU MORONS!

17.) Play soccer (or any other ball game) with your friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

[harrydresden]

18) Shopping cart races.

19) Have sword fights with rolls of wrapping paper.

[Haylee Morgan]

20.) Sit on the bike rack in the toy aisle and throw bouncy balls at passing children.

[Thomas Raith]

21) Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

22) Excessively use anything that says "try me"

23) Have silly string fights with friends. Hide and try to hit people who aren't your friends

[Haylee Morgan]

24.) Walk through the doors in full cosplay costume.

25.) Speak entirely in Shakespearean (or similar) dialogue.

[lararaith]

26.) Tune all of the radios to a polka station and then turn the music all the way up.

27.) Set up a valet parking sign at the front of the store.

[oddthomas]

28.) Pose and pretend to be a mannequin, then jump out at random people